Lord
of the Rings Trump Knock Knock Jokes
Today
in his blog, ‘Clusterfuck Nation,’ James Kunstler mentioned (in
comments about US Political gyrations) that
“….
This melodrama will make The
Lord of the Rings look
like a knock-knock joke.”
Since
this is an Idea
Whose
Time
Has
Come,
it falls to me to make the first few of them and start this giant
ball of s…. -ahem- snow- rolling down hill;
Knock
Knock
Who’s
there?
Sauron
Sauron
who?
If
you’re ‘Sour-on’ Trump, wait till you see what President
Chthulhu
does
in
2020!
KK
WT
Bilbo
Bilbo
who?
Bill
bo’ got away with Monica, why are you complaining about Trump so
much?
KK
WT
Mount
Doom
Mount
Doom who?
‘Doom’
is about the only thing our politicians HAVEN’T mounted in the last
40 years…
KK
WT
Gollum
Gollum
who?
The
District of GOLLUMbia does Precious little to help any of us these
days…
KK
WT
Gollum
Gollum
who?
Go
ahead and Give Gollum back his Golden ring of Greatness. He still
won’t disappear…
KK
WT
Orange
Orange
who?
Orange
you wishing you had elected Gandalf president in the last election?
KK
WT
Mordor
Mordor
who?
Mor
Republicans are heading for the Dor before
the next election…
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