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Lord of the Rings Trump Knock Knock Jokes


Lord of the Rings Trump Knock Knock Jokes

Today in his blog, ‘Clusterfuck Nation,’ James Kunstler mentioned (in comments about US Political gyrations) that

“…. This melodrama will make The Lord of the Rings look like a knock-knock joke.”


Since this is an Idea Whose Time Has Come, it falls to me to make the first few of them and start this giant ball of s…. -ahem- snow- rolling down hill;

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sauron
Sauron who?
If you’re ‘Sour-on’ Trump, wait till you see what President Chthulhu does in 2020!

KK
WT
Bilbo
Bilbo who?
Bill bo’ got away with Monica, why are you complaining about Trump so much?

KK
WT
Mount Doom
Mount Doom who?
‘Doom’ is about the only thing our politicians HAVEN’T mounted in the last 40 years…

KK
WT
Gollum
Gollum who?
The District of GOLLUMbia does Precious little to help any of us these days…

KK
WT
Gollum
Gollum who?
Go ahead and Give Gollum back his Golden ring of Greatness. He still won’t disappear…

KK
WT
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you wishing you had elected Gandalf president in the last election?

KK
WT
Mordor
Mordor who?
Mor Republicans are heading for the Dor before the next election…





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