This photo, recently released, reveals the identity of the mysterious Reflecting Pool Slasher: Yes, that's a boxcutter in his right hand. He knows he's breaking the law, and just doesn't care.... NEVER GIVE A BOX CUTTER TO A BIGFOOT!
In the darkening twilight, a lone individual presses onward, ever onward, in a relentless search for fresh talent that has not been fired yet, nor driven into retirement. He pauses for reflection, he pools his resources. He knows he has a lot of green somewhere, but this can't be it. He is hungry for something, on a never-ending search for...