I've been collecting quotes that I'd like to see on a T-shirt someday--\
Here's my list so far, mostly from the commentariat of www.ecosophia.net and its gracious host, J.M. Greer. I plan to update it periodically. Got any T-shirt sayings of your own??
GREAT T-SHIRT SAYINGS
You are not your opinions
You are not their opinions either - JM Greer
The [Pharmacy] Business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good people die like dogs.
There’s also a negative side... –Hunter Thompson
God, Grant me the serenity to know that I can’t change others,
the courage to change the only one I can change,
and the wisdom to know its me
“The real world is just a special case of the Theoretical
and can be considered trivial and ignored” –Jaz Nights
How I found Jesus, lost weight and improved my sex life through Witchcraft
–display as a book cover
The plural of anecdotes really IS data
Front of T-shirt; All generalizations are wrong...
Back of T-shirt; ... but some are useful.
One should always remember never to say, “Always,” “Should,” or “Never.”
In Theory, Theory and Practice are the same.
In Practice, They are not.
Religion–Not belief in a doctrine
but orientation toward a quest.
Who are you to tell me to Question Authority?
Facts without theory are trivia.
Theories without facts are Bullsh*t. – Ed Beiser
Believe
Half what you see,
A Quarter what you read,
Nothing what you hear –Peter’s Dad (QC)
Display with 3 monkeys, 1 watching TV, 1 reading a paper, the third on a cell phone.
There is no God but Man
And Sagan is his Prophet
(too dangerous to wear in New York, Los Angeles and Mecca)
Front of shirt: Sagan always wanted to be the Pope of Rationalism
Back of shirt: Tyson always wanted to be Carl Sagan.
Only YOU can help yourself.
No one else will. – Robert Lustig
“If your experiment needs statistics,
you ought to have done a better experiment.”
–Professor Rutherford
“I fly 20 million dollar jets so I know and trust engineering.
Science I’ve come to distrust.”
–Mike D
Greer’s Criterion of Possibility:
It’s invalid to claim
that something’s impossible
when it’s actually happening.
Society is an anonymous enterprise for living a life of secondhand emotions.
–Joseph Peladan
You either learn to chew humility
or get served plates full of humiliation.
–Varun
The world is not whatever you want it to be.
–JMG
Check your assumptions.
In fact, check them at the door.
–Lois McMaster Bujold
“Reading a book
is a hallucination you get
from looking at a dead tree
with a tattoo.”
Millenial saying, recorded by LatheChuck
“The Master of Fine Arts Degree--
a self-referential exercise in group onanism.” –JMG
“What we call progress I call shiny barbarism.” – John Anthony West
"Get down off your cross,
Use the wood to build a bridge
And get over it!" --Chris Titus
"A Frog is for Life--
Not just for Christmas."
--Chris at Fernglade
2-panel cartoon;
A man is in the back seat of the 'Climate Change Deniers Taxi Company,' driving through the rain;
Passenger: "It's raining pretty hard. Maybe we should slow down."
Driver, snarling: "“It’s not raining, rain doesn’t cause cars to explode, and it snowed last February. That’s why you should be shot.”
--Walt F, 24 July 2019 8:26 PM
Picture of two Native Americans watching tall ships drop anchor;
Top banner; "Go Back where you came from!
Bottom banner: "Fighting Terrorism since 1492"
--Patricia Mathews 25 July 2019 4:16 PM
Here's my list so far, mostly from the commentariat of www.ecosophia.net and its gracious host, J.M. Greer. I plan to update it periodically. Got any T-shirt sayings of your own??
GREAT T-SHIRT SAYINGS
You are not your opinions
You are not their opinions either - JM Greer
The [Pharmacy] Business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good people die like dogs.
There’s also a negative side... –Hunter Thompson
God, Grant me the serenity to know that I can’t change others,
the courage to change the only one I can change,
and the wisdom to know its me
“The real world is just a special case of the Theoretical
and can be considered trivial and ignored” –Jaz Nights
How I found Jesus, lost weight and improved my sex life through Witchcraft
–display as a book cover
The plural of anecdotes really IS data
Front of T-shirt; All generalizations are wrong...
Back of T-shirt; ... but some are useful.
One should always remember never to say, “Always,” “Should,” or “Never.”
In Theory, Theory and Practice are the same.
In Practice, They are not.
Religion–Not belief in a doctrine
but orientation toward a quest.
Who are you to tell me to Question Authority?
Facts without theory are trivia.
Theories without facts are Bullsh*t. – Ed Beiser
Believe
Half what you see,
A Quarter what you read,
Nothing what you hear –Peter’s Dad (QC)
Display with 3 monkeys, 1 watching TV, 1 reading a paper, the third on a cell phone.
There is no God but Man
And Sagan is his Prophet
(too dangerous to wear in New York, Los Angeles and Mecca)
Front of shirt: Sagan always wanted to be the Pope of Rationalism
Back of shirt: Tyson always wanted to be Carl Sagan.
Only YOU can help yourself.
No one else will. – Robert Lustig
“If your experiment needs statistics,
you ought to have done a better experiment.”
–Professor Rutherford
“I fly 20 million dollar jets so I know and trust engineering.
Science I’ve come to distrust.”
–Mike D
Greer’s Criterion of Possibility:
It’s invalid to claim
that something’s impossible
when it’s actually happening.
Society is an anonymous enterprise for living a life of secondhand emotions.
–Joseph Peladan
You either learn to chew humility
or get served plates full of humiliation.
–Varun
The world is not whatever you want it to be.
–JMG
Check your assumptions.
In fact, check them at the door.
–Lois McMaster Bujold
“Reading a book
is a hallucination you get
from looking at a dead tree
with a tattoo.”
Millenial saying, recorded by LatheChuck
“The Master of Fine Arts Degree--
a self-referential exercise in group onanism.” –JMG
“What we call progress I call shiny barbarism.” – John Anthony West
"Get down off your cross,
Use the wood to build a bridge
And get over it!" --Chris Titus
"A Frog is for Life--
Not just for Christmas."
--Chris at Fernglade
2-panel cartoon;
A man is in the back seat of the 'Climate Change Deniers Taxi Company,' driving through the rain;
Passenger: "It's raining pretty hard. Maybe we should slow down."
Driver, snarling: "“It’s not raining, rain doesn’t cause cars to explode, and it snowed last February. That’s why you should be shot.”
--Walt F, 24 July 2019 8:26 PM
Picture of two Native Americans watching tall ships drop anchor;
Top banner; "Go Back where you came from!
Bottom banner: "Fighting Terrorism since 1492"
--Patricia Mathews 25 July 2019 4:16 PM
Purgatory vs. Hell:
Purgatory is a roomful of radios, all tuned at full blast to Rush Limbaugh.
In Hell, Limbaugh makes personal appearance.
--Lady CuteKittenOfLOLCat 26 July 2019 2:44 PM
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