Skip to main content

Lord of the Rings Trump Knock Knock Jokes


Lord of the Rings Trump Knock Knock Jokes

Today in his blog, ‘Clusterfuck Nation,’ James Kunstler mentioned (in comments about US Political gyrations) that

“…. This melodrama will make The Lord of the Rings look like a knock-knock joke.”


Since this is an Idea Whose Time Has Come, it falls to me to make the first few of them and start this giant ball of s…. -ahem- snow- rolling down hill;

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sauron
Sauron who?
If you’re ‘Sour-on’ Trump, wait till you see what President Chthulhu does in 2020!

KK
WT
Bilbo
Bilbo who?
Bill bo’ got away with Monica, why are you complaining about Trump so much?

KK
WT
Mount Doom
Mount Doom who?
‘Doom’ is about the only thing our politicians HAVEN’T mounted in the last 40 years…

KK
WT
Gollum
Gollum who?
The District of GOLLUMbia does Precious little to help any of us these days…

KK
WT
Gollum
Gollum who?
Go ahead and Give Gollum back his Golden ring of Greatness. He still won’t disappear…

KK
WT
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you wishing you had elected Gandalf president in the last election?

KK
WT
Mordor
Mordor who?
Mor Republicans are heading for the Dor before the next election…





Labels:

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Installing HR Block Tax Software in Ubuntu Linux using Codeweavers Crossover

Running HR Block 2017 Tax Software in Ubuntu Linux  Using CodeWeavers Crossover 2017 US taxes are due to be filed by midnight on April 18, 2018. It will surprise no one that a lot of people have waited to the last minute to start filing. At 9:30 PM, I got a call from a young relative who needed to do his taxes for the first time ever. He is a Linux enthusiast, and does not have a Windows or Apple/Mac computer. I thought I would try installing HR Block 2017 Tax Software on the Linux side of my laptop. 1) Obtain and install Codeweavers Crossover for Linux This software allows you to run many Windows apps in Linux-- https://www.codeweavers.com/ 2) Download the HR Block Windows tax software package. This year, its available from www.hrblock.com/2017/DELUXEWIN You will need an activation code, which should be provided when you buy the package. The default download location is /home/yourname/Downloads/ The app’s ...
2 comments
Read more

How to get AAX Audiobook files into Audible Manager

How to get AAX files into Audible Manager – 20180121 My System; Lenovo ThinkPad E440 running Windows 7 64-bit running Audible Manager 5.5.0.8 My MP3 player – Sansa Fuze THE PROBLEM I can download .AAX files from my Audible account to my windows PC, but cannot get them into the Audible Manager. For several years, I have had to manually import audiobook files into the Audible Manager after downloading them from Audible. The usual process was to download the new Audiobook to the default location, C:\Users\Public\Public Documents\Audible\Downloads I would then start up the Audible Manager's army green box. Clicking [File] and selecting [Add Audio Files] in the upper right corner would take me directly to the default file location, where all of the previous downloads reside. I would then left click on the file, and click the [Import] tab at the bottom of the page to import my new AAX Audio file into Audible Manager. Once it was there, I could l...
2 comments
Read more

Critter-Resistant Planter Box

“Never a horse that couldn’t be rode, Never a rider that couldn’t be throwed.” –Cowboy Proverb I had an old, neglected planter box in my yard.  It was full of weeds, and the last couple of times I have tried to plant something in it, the voles took out the roots of my plants, and the deer and raccoons took out the tops.   When we had tree cutters take down a dead cedar tree, they cut the trunk into 16 inch logs.  I had an idea about using them to revitalize the planter and discourage the critters from eating everything.  There was no guarantee that this idea would work, or will work for every critter– But, worth a try! Here’s the planter, somewhat before renovation: The borders of the old box were nearly rotted into mulch; The old box was 4 x 8 feet.  It had good soil inside it, although full of weeds and roots.    1) Strain the soil. I laid down a blue tarp and put a piece of metal hardware cloth on top of it.  I shoveled dirt from the plant...
Post a Comment
Read more